10 People Confess The Weird, Kinky Things That Make Them Horny (But Shouldn’t)

Aliens abducting me and filling my intestines with eggs that’ll kill me when they hatch.

“Aliens abducting me and filling my intestines with eggs that’ll kill me when they hatch. ;)”

Deaf girls with hula hoops.

“Deaf girls, for sure. If they have a hula hoop, all the better.”

Big hairy asses on big hairy men.

“Big hairy asses on big hairy men.”

Funerals.

“Funerals. Growing up my pastor dad would often speak at funerals. I hung out a lot at the church during my teen years when things were weird and awkward. I guess it affected me because I still get a boner when I’m at a funeral. I call it my mourning wood .”

Being pinned against a wall.

This is probably a given, but one time my I was arguing with my friend; he cornered me, leaning his hands against the wall, beside each side of my head (does that even make sense). Needless to say, I wasn’t mad anymore.
It wasn’t a rapey situation. Nobody was aggressive or anything (it was just really fucking hot and I had a crush on him at the time). But it didn’t escalate btw, we were in the fucking school library.”

Being bossed around.

My boyfriend became a coworker became the manager and therefore my boss. Ergo: his ‘business tone’ in the emails he sends out with the schedule. Can’t help it.”

I like to watch girls shit in their underwear.

“I like to watch girls shit in their underwear. Or like yoga or sleep pants.

Yes I understand that this is very abnormal, gross, etc. but it just turns me on. Ever since I was around 5 the thought of girls doing that has been exciting to me, and the older I got excitement turned into arousal. As you could guess, I’m very careful with my browser history.”

Girls crying.

“Girls crying. It really confuses the fuck out of me while I’m dumping someone.” >

When someone licks blood off your cut.

“Biting, nails digging in my back, when someone licks blood off your cut. I had an interesting girlfriend at one point who brought all of that out of me. She liked when I bit her shoulder jokingly one time while we were hiking and whispered real soft and quiet ‘harder…’ Diamonds instantly. Never knew that about myself until that very second. I had her naked on the ground within 3 minutes.”

Having any dental work done.

“Having any dental work done.

I get horny at the thought of someone causing pain to my teeth.

I love when they touch me teeth and they make them hurt.

Yea. I know I’m fucked up.”

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